In Focus

I know everyone is tired of hearing about the virus. So enjoy some jokes from the Internet!
  What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but I hear the flag is a big plus.
  Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
  Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
  Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
  Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: you get what you deserve.
  A woman in labor suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
  Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
  Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
  A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you...”
  What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
  What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
  What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!”
  What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
  What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.